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Want to buy stuff? If you like, you can buy my stuff here!

(any respectable Family member wants their share of the loot!)

Why buy stuff here?

Very simple: It’s convenient, it’s easy, and I get a bigger cut. ;)

Stuff you can buy!

All these items are available at events! Check out the Events page to learn when I’ll be in your area.

Signed Print Books

Concept art

Custom flash drives


Signed Print Books

I order your books from the printer, then sign your books to your specifications and send them to you. Your books are wrapped in plastic, then put in a bubble mailer to ensure they reach you in the best condition possible.

100% money back guarantee - If you're not happy with the book's condition, return your book to receive a full refund. I want you to love your books!

The Jacq of Spades: Part 1 of the Red Dog Conspiracy

The Queen of Diamonds: Part 2 of the Red Dog Conspiracy

The Ace of Clubs: Part 3 of the Red Dog Conspiracy

The Alcatraz Coup: A Prequel to the Red Dog Conspiracy


The Jacq of Spades

Signed paperback $14.99 (+$3 shipping - US only)

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Signed hardcover $30 (+$4 shipping - US only)

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The Queen of Diamonds

Signed paperback $14.99 (+$3 shipping - US only).

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Signed hardcover $30 (+$4 shipping - US only)

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The Ace of Clubs

Publishes October 1st, 2017.

Signed paperback $14.99 (+$3 shipping - US only)

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Signed hardcover $30 (+$4 shipping - US only)

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The Alcatraz Coup

Signed paperback $6.99 (+$3 shipping - US only)

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Concept art

This concept art poster for the Red Dog Conspiracy series was commissioned from my daughter Rebekah Marie by Red Dog Press, LLC on a work for hire/revenue share basis. The watermark phrase "The Jacq of Spades" is added by her request and will not be on any of the items you purchase.

The poster depicts a moment in time at around the middle of The Jacq of Spades. Since the only way in or out of Bridges is through the Aperture, the idea is that we're looking from the outside into the city ...

You may purchase her art in several forms:

Glossy poster: available in a variety of sizes - click here to purchase the size you want. Framing is available.

This will be shipped to you directly from the printer.

Matte poster: the 12"x12" size is available to purchase online.

This will be shipped directly to you by the printer.


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Tote bag: click here to purchase online. This will be shipped to you directly from the printer.



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Custom flash drives

The custom Red Dog Conspiracy 2GB flash drives contain ebook or audio-book files for all the current books. Plus, they're cool flash drives!

They're only available to the general public at my live events.

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Save on shipping! You can buy all this stuff at my live events! Check the Events page for an event near you.

Patreon subscribers at the $3/month level have the opportunity to buy any of the stuff on this page - including the custom flash drives and other items not sold to the general public - at cost. Massive savings!

Click here to learn about Patreon and how you can become one of my Patrons (link opens a new page).



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