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Signed Print Books

Concept art

Custom flash drives







Signed Print Books

I order your books from the printer, then sign your books to your specifications and send them to you. Your books are wrapped in plastic, then put in a bubble mailer to ensure they reach you in the best condition possible.

100% money back guarantee - If you're not happy with the book's condition, return your book (I pay shipping) to receive a full refund. I want you to love your books!

The Jacq of Spades: Part 1 of the Red Dog Conspiracy

The Queen of Diamonds: Part 2 of the Red Dog Conspiracy

The Ace of Clubs: Part 3 of the Red Dog Conspiracy

The Alcatraz Coup: A Prequel to the Red Dog Conspiracy







The Jacq of Spades

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Signed paperback $14.99 (+$3 shipping - US only)

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Signed hardcover $30 (+$4 shipping - US only)

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The Queen of Diamonds

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Signed paperback $14.99 (+$3 shipping - US only).

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Signed hardcover $30 (+$4 shipping - US only)

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The Ace of Clubs

Signed paperback $14.99 (+$3 shipping - US only)

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Signed hardcover $30 (+$4 shipping - US only)

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The Alcatraz Coup

Signed paperback $6.99 (+$3 shipping - US only)

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Concept art

Poster

This concept art poster for the Red Dog Conspiracy series was commissioned from my daughter Rebekah Marie by Red Dog Press, LLC on a work for hire/revenue share basis. The watermark phrase "The Jacq of Spades" is added by her request to the preview image here but will not be on any of the items you purchase.

The poster depicts a moment in time at around the middle of The Jacq of Spades. Since the only way in or out of Bridges is through the Aperture, the idea is that we're looking from the outside into the city ...

You may purchase her art in several forms:

Glossy poster: available in a variety of sizes - click here to purchase the size you want. Framing is available.

This will be shipped to you directly from the printer.

Matte poster: the 12"x12" size is available to purchase online.

This will be shipped directly to you by the printer.


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Tote bag

This is my favorite item out of all my merchandise! It's really beautiful in person.

Click here to purchase the tote online. This will be shipped to you directly from the printer.

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Custom flash drives

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The custom Red Dog Conspiracy USB flash drives are now available!

These high-quality drives are made with real wood and stamped with the Red Dog Conspiracy logo on one side and a Family symbol on the other. A collectors' item for fans of the series!

2GB drives can be loaded with all the current ebooks, in mobi (Kindle), ePUB (iTunes, Kobo, Nook, etc) and PDF (desktop/laptop/tablet) formats. The most affordable way to get caught up with my series.

4 GB drives can be loaded with MP3 audio files for all the current audiobooks. The perfect choice for audiobook lovers.

Have all my books already? Flash drives without book files are available.

Want something different? I can load the flash drive with whatever combination of ebooks and audiobooks you want. Contact me with what you'd like and I'll give you a quote.

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